Holy crap.

Yes, I'm working on my papers for my portfolio defense. Yes, the Orangina has not beaten me down. I haven't cast back on (for the fourth time) yet, but I will. Oh yes, I will. I started a sock. It's blue. But good god people, did you see the Harlot's post? Did you check out the WEBS site? Have you recovered yet? Which major household appliance/car/child are you going to sell? Actually, that last question isn't even relevant because the yarn is SO CHEAP. I mean, I'm stingy, broke, destitute, and poor (pick two) and I'm considering buying boxes of yarn. Boxes. This is what made me realize exactly what I'd stumbled onto here. And possibly this. I think I need to lie down.